modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
modestmgmtofficial missionarryx
BBC forebidden
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vincecarters condom
melisica be-yon-ca
br-e-a-t-h-l-e-s-s forebidden
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mohawklliam:

"Hmmm someone stole my boxers I’m so embarrassed" EMBARRASSED MY FUCKING ASS  OH IM SO EMBARRASSED LET ME GO OUTSIDE IN A DIFFERENT PAIR OF BOXERS AND SHOW YOU MY DICK AND TALK ABOUT IT IN AN INTERVIEW LIKE ITS FUCKING NOTHING AHAHA SO EMBARRASSING AHAHAHAHAHAH OH LOOK AT MY DICK WE WERE MILLIMITERS AWAY FROM A BIT OF PENIS THERE AHAH OH IM SO EMBARRASED :(( 
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calumsduck:

Story of my life
calumsduck missionarryx
underwateralien:

Australia’s next top model - calum, ladis and gentelmen
underwateralien silver-lightss
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calumpayne japanese-barbie
Anonymous: Who made your icon

I did, cool right? it’s like a little cartoon version of me.

if you wanna make one the app is called faceq (i think)

elosilla wonderlantis